Weapon of Mind Destruction

Yes, I confess......I am actually Osama Bin Laden.....................

Uncle Mushroom's Hangover Cure

I McShit you not - now available in McChicken and Fillet ohhh Fish........

Snakes on Planes

(NOT FOR SENSITIVE STOMACHS)

The Snakes on a Plane marketing hype is already famously bigger than the movie itself.

What the studio & the producers have tried to keep a tightly guarded secretis the fact the movie is based on a real life incident from sometime in2003; and that this ridiculous movie nearly didn't make it to the bigscreen because of the sensitive nature of the ongoing investigation.

These previously unreleased pictures, which the movie is apparently based on, show a cargo plane being over run by actual snakes.

The report notesthat the freighter was not far from manila at the time.

If you thought the movie was a stretch you'll find this just plane disturbing!

Why We Arent Getting Married?

From the back of a beer coaster:

"In ancient Babylon, a bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink for the month after the wedding. As mead is a honey beer and their calendar was based on a lunar year, this period became known as the 'honeymoon'."

And they wonder why men have committment troubles these days, just bring back the free beer....

Siphon the Python

A 4.2-metre pet python crushed its owner to death, authorities said after finding the snake loose in a southern Indiana shed with the man's body.

Patrick Von Allmen, 23, was found last night in the shed near Lanesville, about 25 kilometres west of Louisville, Kentucky.

A medical examiner determined that the death was consistent with asphyxiation caused by compression of the neck and chest, said Conservation Officer Mark Farmer.

"When you're dealing with a wild animal species, you take on a certain amount of risk," he said.
Von Allmen had told family members he was going to treat the snake for a medical condition, Farmer said.

He was alone in the shed with the python for about three hours before his body was found.

Next time i go to the toilet i am gunna be much more careful........