Stick that in your pipe and smoke it

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Mother superior jumped the gun..........


Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know no one can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun
Yes it is.

You see, I've never been a fan of killing people just killing time. OK I confess, I may have roasted a few ants with a magnifying glass as a kid. But in my trawls of the seedy underbelling of the internet I may just have come across the cure for war and other gun related violence. Imagine if every gun came equipped with one of these huh? Natures own safety trigger, it has to be smoked before you can pull the real trigger. I gotsta patent this sucker before peace loving hippies the world over get onto it and make themselves a fortune off it (and turn themselves into yuppies).

17 Comments:

  • What will they have to do for that John Woo, uzi feel? going to give em a quick changer and an electric lighter (probably need some kind of pump too)

    DO IT

    By Anonymous Andrew, at 6:03 PM  

  • i have already patented a six shooter.......

    By Blogger mushroom, at 6:05 PM  

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    By Blogger Sympho, at 7:13 PM  

  • Hi mushroom,

    Today I have a new outlook on life as a direct result of reading just
    a few pages of a truly Magnificat book this morning. Can you believe that! I read! A book! (well a few pages anyway). And even though I was a bit hung over and all the words were a bit blurry (and I could really go a nice long cold cuppa ice tea right about now), I was able to get the general gist of what the book was all about which was .... nothing.

    Then I thought about your site which, is also about nothing. And man, I think we are on the cusp of the philosophy of nothing coming of age. I don’t know if it is the morning activities of bongs, challenging myself to a game of Simpson’s Guess Who, more bongs and surfin’ the net as a past time of nothing-ness. But my god, you would not believe what I found!!

    http://home.iprimus.com.au/knightboat/Files/pipe.jpg

    By Blogger Sympho, at 7:17 PM  

  • Let there be peace brother....but lets kill those two wankers afterwards.........

    By Blogger mushroom, at 7:25 PM  

  • oh. dear. god.

    By Anonymous mex, at 9:00 PM  

  • I'm with mex on that.

    Shroom, this place is really scary.

    I'm not sure you should be taught to link.

    By Blogger Chesty LaRue, at 11:09 PM  

  • Umm, I may be out of the loop, but what?

    By Blogger W, at 11:54 PM  

  • It's a bong.

    Based on what I've seen so far - this place is weird.

    By Blogger Chesty LaRue, at 12:13 AM  

  • Ahh, thanks Chesty. Somedays I am an idiot.

    By Blogger W, at 4:46 PM  

  • Congratulations on the new blog, Kramer.
    I too have a dream.
    That one day, the whole world comes together as one and stamps out the personal blog...

    By Blogger fingers, at 7:13 PM  

  • and yet, you're commenting on all of them, fingers my dear, thus perpetuating their liveihood.

    x

    Shroom, your blog is even more tripped out than I could've expected. Good work darl.

    : )

    By Anonymous Southernbelle, at 7:50 PM  

  • SB, it's the least I can do for my net-friends.
    And I always like to do the least I can do...

    By Blogger fingers, at 9:32 PM  

  • lying while his hands were busy working over time? the multi coloured mirrors on his hobnail boots? he's talking about you!

    By Anonymous Miss Palmer, at 11:09 PM  

  • lie - ing that should be!

    By Anonymous Mister Palmer, at 11:10 PM  

  • Keep up the good work »

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:44 PM  

  • By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:36 PM  

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