Cold Spoontacular.............

Maybe Uri Geller could bend it back down?

Ever heard of a cold spoon being used to, um..... er....... well reduce male appetite for the fairer sex?? I'm sure you have you pervert! Well like most, I have heard of it but never really thought about the mechanics of the whole process. Until now, when I have nothing else to post on this blog.

So I did a bit of research on the net and to my astonishment there was nothing! Not even on my trusty friend wikipedia! So where exactly has this saying/urban myth come from? How does it work? Lifes big questions examined daily on this hard hitting blog, but, today no answers...................thats where you the reader comes in.

I need help (snigger), how does it work?? I dont care if you dunno, just have a half assed guessed. We'll get to the bottom of this.

OK, just so you dont get all self conscious I'll even start with the theorising. It definitely doesn't relate to the type of spoon below, as even in the cold I'm sure this produced the opposite effect:

I'll even donate a spoon to the best guess, but you'll have to cool it yaself you pervert...........