The Year My Seal Broke
"Owt Owt Owt"
No my canadian friend, this article is not about you but you may have experienced this? For decades booze scientists have referred to this abnormal phenomena as breaking the seal or fatal first piss (FFP). I'm sure we've all experienced it, your out for a night on the booze and have put away 6 or so drinks and decide to trot off to shake hands with the casually employed. Then next thing you know, you're doing it every drink!
What gives with it? Is there a cure or some way of managing this curious problem? I put it out there to the scientific community to help me. And make it quick, its a long weekend this weekend and with long urinal queues expected I'm gunna need some help...........