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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Fatty Boomsticks

"I once ate a horse.....really!"

I confess, I have been watching snippets of the weight loss reality TV show Australia's Biggest Loser. I dunno what it is, but there is something mildly interesting in watching these fatties battle it out to lose the most of themselves and help themselves to $200k in moolah. Maybe it is the voyeuristic pleasure of watching fatties atone for their culinary sins, or the fact that they seem to cry every other second of the program. These people were big as the initial weigh in showed. Mostly in the over 150kgs department.

Anyway, at the end of the day they present them all on stage as their thin new selves and the only thing that crossed my mind was 'who the hell is that fat lady with the mike??'. Turns out it is the presenter, go figure?? You'd think they'd have a lollipop sized lady to rub it in huh? Well, she was big enough to be a contestant! Like chewbacca living with the ewoks on endor - IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE.

Over and out..................


  • the US version had a chubba on the presentation too. weird.

    how hot was Fi though?

    By Blogger Mex, at 4:42 PM  

  • she will be smokin when she trims down. but as chesty aluded to on her blog, wtf happens to all that deflated skin??

    By Blogger mushroom, at 5:02 PM  

  • another song for you to get
    stuck in your head leshroom...

    "Well, I’ve never used a phone booth
    And I’ve never seen my toes
    When I’m goin’ to the movies
    I take up seven rows

    Because I’m fat, I’m fat, come on!"

    By Blogger Sympho, at 5:05 PM  

  • and when i go to get the mail
    it measures on the richter scale.......

    By Blogger mushroom, at 5:10 PM  

  • Fiona is trimmed down you dork. FFS she weighs as much as i do... or are you trying to tell me something??

    i think the message is that if youre going to get fat and then get skinny do it when youre young and your skin still has some elasticity so you dont end up with 'bye bye arms'.

    By Blogger Mex, at 5:26 PM  

  • She still looks chubbo to me

    By Blogger mushroom, at 5:48 PM  

  • She's not, shroom. She's nearly 6ft tall.

    And AJ (the host) was much thinner when the show started. She's chubbed up. Strangely. And gotten bitchier to the contestants as she has, IMHO.

    She got the gig because she originally lost about 50kg and wrote a book about it.

    Yes. I've been watching since the beginning.

    Fi didn't have flappy skin issues. Because while she lost weight fats she didn't lost it too fast. Adro is the one who needs the skin-flap surgery ... As I suspect are all the contestants who lost 50kg + in four months.

    By Blogger Chesty LaRue, at 5:56 PM  

  • Dont get me wrong, she looks heaps better and is a way hot chick.

    But....that is a bloody spare tyre man, no denying it.

    By Blogger mushroom, at 5:58 PM  

  • They should have actually weighed the host. If you have been watching since the beginning then you would agree that she must have found some of the weight the contestants lost.

    By Blogger Jon, at 6:04 PM  

  • maybe she is some sort of chubby diviner? she can save them but has to bear their 'pain'

    By Blogger mushroom, at 6:08 PM  

  • Which one is Cartman?????

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:27 PM  

  • On the flipside, how about those guys who are called 'Feeders'... They keep their women in bed all day and feed 'em up on takeaway untill they get so big they cant sit up

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 10:01 PM  

  • Ew. I've heard about that Misshroom. And the other way around - women doing it to men.

    Or (not sexually) mothers to children - so they never leave ... Very wrong.

    By Blogger Chesty LaRue, at 10:08 PM  

  • What about the victims of 'feeders' that don't even realise it's being done to them...

    By Blogger fingers, at 10:11 PM  

  • ya I saw a doco on it once- I think its like a pet project for them ... Almost voyeristic-you could follow her fattening up on the internet. He built his house around her she just lay there in a half built house.. Freaky...

    I think Mushroom is currently undertaking this with our cat he should be on the 'biggest shroomer'

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 10:13 PM  

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