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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Adopt A Road

Ever seen one of these lovely little signs. Well I sure have and I think they are just super! I've always wondered why everyone who adopts a roads seems to do perfectly nerdy things with them like cleaning up litter. With the new focus on fixing NSW's transport infrastructure I'm actually keen to jump on the bandwagon and secure a public asset of my very own. Hmmmm what to do with said road:
  1. Set up my own e-tag toll road and wait for the moolah to start rolling by
  2. Cordon it off and hold my own Mardi Gras
  3. Play frogger
  4. Find out what happened when the chicken crosses it
  5. Get one with a bridge and get my very own troll
  6. Dig a punji stake pit and cover it over

Any ideas? I am currently canvassing for potential business partners.........


  • 'Find out what happened when the chicken crossed it'

    Very funny, shroom.

    You're sounding more like Kramer every day ...

    By Blogger Chesty LaRue, at 4:47 PM  

  • Your know what's fun? Playing frogger on the English motorways. The m'way services on either side are often joined by walkways, and MrB and I taught the girls to run across like they were playing frogger.
    I think we got more enjoyment out of it than them, but hey... that's parenthood!

    By Blogger actonb, at 4:57 PM  

  • Its good to see you are a responsible parent. There were no walkways where mummy made us play ;-)

    By Blogger mushroom, at 5:32 PM  

  • It's be fun turning my section into a one-way street...

    By Blogger fingers, at 5:45 PM  

  • I have always been partial to the "redeployment" of DMR barriers. This way you can easily create your own little stretch of roadway. For busier thoroughfares a chicane system can be utilised. Ensure that there is not enough space at the last chicance to let a vehicle through. This last works best on chicks with P plates in Barina's.

    By Blogger Rob Byrnes, at 8:28 PM  

  • Maybe the main drag to melbourne could be one way out of sydney?

    By Blogger mushroom, at 8:56 PM  

  • Dear Mushroom,

    Please make it a "March-Free Zone"
    so I don't ever get caught in some traffic jam caused by a bunch of people waving flags trying to justify having a day off work and to feel like they are doing something positive to influence some sort of social change?while they only succeeded in making me late for lunch.

    That, or another 50m's of shame, just like the street these fools were marching down.


    By Blogger Sympho, at 2:17 AM  

  • How dare those wankers have convictions about ANYTHING. Bloody hippies........

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