The Leaders are the sun of the nation and mankind
Oh great leader I salute you as the sun of the nation and of mankind. Just as your national website suggests you are the sunshine of my love and a fashion icon, the likes of never seen since the capitalist whoring of Che's image.
Lets start with the eraserhead style haircut you are sporting. How it frames you round face and makes you look taller than the shortass that you really are. But why worry if you look like a douchebag with that do? Just force everyone else to get the same one.
That in combo with those platform shoes and the constant missile firing it is obvious you are far too manly to play soccer.
And what is that outfit you are constantly sporting? I can only really describe it as a kitsch maoist era leisure suit. Perfect for relaxing with a brandy or committing genocide amongst your people.
Ladies, Kim is quite clearly a catch. He is rumoured to already have sired a multitude of illegitemate children. So hands up girls, who finds him sexy?