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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Minogue Vs Minogue Slug Fest

Today I would like to conduct a poll amongst my readers to determine precisely which Minogue sister is hotter. It has been a question that has plagued many and I intend to resolve once and for all by putting it to the people to decide.

So who is hotter?



Now be honest, hotness only and not singing ability. Cos we all know that Kylie wins that hands down.


  • From a chick point of view, dannii looks a little too fantastic plastic. What is that fold in her stomach?

    By Blogger Chesty LaRue, at 5:50 PM  

  • So is that a vote for Kylie then?

    By Blogger mushroom, at 6:14 PM  

  • I suppose. Not really a fan of either.

    By Blogger Chesty LaRue, at 6:17 PM  

  • I'll give my vote to Dannii.......

    By Blogger mushroom, at 6:20 PM  

  • I definately think Danni is hotter. Kylie is very pretty but Danni is sexier...I saw Danni once in London. Pretty good looking in RL too

    By Blogger killerrabbit, at 6:42 PM  

  • Definitely Danni.
    Not a fan of Kylie.
    Though, dodgy plasticy photo of her...

    By Blogger actonb, at 7:09 PM  

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    By Blogger essa, at 7:31 PM  

  • Oops.
    I didn't even know she had a sister! I'd have to agree with clarue... the picture is a bit shiny... she look oily. I don't like greasy women. Besides... the picture of Kylie probably isn't as airbrushed as that of Dannii.

    By Blogger essa, at 7:54 PM  

  • shroom, definitely Dannniiii (cos you can't have too many n's or i's, can you?).

    yes, plastic, but not enough that Kylie would win...

    By Blogger WJ, at 9:18 PM  

  • Looks like the i's have it WJ.

    By Blogger mushroom, at 9:27 PM  

  • I can't believe no one has gone down the "enhancd chest versus removed breast" road... Looks like you have some very classy bloggers, 'shroom!

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 9:34 PM  

  • I like the one on top, but both images had too much clothing. How about refining things a bit? My beard would ruin both sisters.

    By Blogger world champ stephen neal, at 9:56 PM  

  • Champ, I dont think these innocent little aussie girls could withstand the force 100 gale that is your beardado.

    By Blogger mushroom, at 10:13 PM  

  • Kylie, I think she's as cute as a button. Dannii looked lovely 'girl next door esque' before the surgery.

    By Blogger Miss Natalie, at 10:34 PM  

  • Dannii is hotter by far. Although how cute is Kylie with a pixie cut?

    By Blogger W, at 11:12 PM  

  • My vote for Dannii!
    Any time with her!

    By Blogger Mone, at 12:03 AM  

  • Kylie! She looks like a woman. Danii looks like a plastic doll.

    By Blogger ChickyBabe, at 1:10 AM  

  • I'd like to be in a Minogue sister sandwich, but Kylie is cuter. Dani looks and hard and 'bold and the beautiful'ish.

    By Blogger Steph, at 6:23 AM  

  • Danni's got my vote. But, I wouldn't throw either of the out
    of my bed.

    By Blogger Polyman2, at 7:22 AM  

  • I've got to say that that photo of Danni is rather plastic (as others have already made mention), but she's still hotter. From a purely scientific viewpoint, Kylie's face is not as symmetrical - the #1 facial trait associated with beauty sub/unconsciously.

    But I just like brunettes better anyways.

    By Blogger Anita, at 8:54 AM  

    Kylie is a godess
    Dannii looks like a blow up doll without the personality

    By Blogger BEAST, at 1:03 PM  

  • It's gotta be Kylie for sure. Having seen Kylie in a restaurant, myself and my companions were transfixed by how charismatic, adorable and radiant she was, even without a skerrick of make-up on, dressed in comfy jeans and a T-shirt. She'd taken her tiny shoes off and folder her tiny feet under her tiny bottom as she dined. At the risk of name-dropping, Simon Callow then appeared and rushed over to greet her enthusiastically. Everyone in the restaurant was transfixed by her.

    Dannii meanwhile is a tragedy of pointless ambition and dodgy surgery. I had the misfortune of interviewing her. Her head is way too big for her lipoed-away-to-nothing body (aside from the tits that are comically too big for her), her hair was dry and straw-like, her skin was terrible (as someone who has fought a war of attrition with her skin since puberty, that did cheer me up...) and she was by far the dumbest human being I have ever interviewed (and I used to interview FHM bikini models for a living).

    Sorry but stupid will never be sexy.

    By Blogger Georgia, at 8:24 AM  

  • This is like the play-off for 3rd place in the World Cup, Shroom.
    I'm over in the main stadium for the Paris Hilton/Brittney Spears face-off.
    Go Paris, go...

    By Blogger fingers, at 4:56 PM  

  • Dannii by far because of the fact that she is like 20 years younger. But overall, both are highly humpable :D

    By Blogger evil genius, at 8:24 PM  

  • back to important things - so, er, you used to interview FHM models for a living, eh Georgia...

    and you never invited us?

    By Blogger WJ, at 8:50 PM  

  • Yep, I did indeed spend large chunks of my day trying to get salacious quotes out of bikini models. Some were about as sharp as a soggy Sao but others were pretty cool - but if they did say anything saucy, their agents usually had approval of the interview text before it went to press and they'd take out anything remotely sexy in case it ruined her image. Right. So the agent was happy for the girls to pose in lingerie in a sexually available manner but not to actually say anything to indicate that she has ever used the vagina she is barely concealing beneath a fine layer of lace in the photos...

    By Blogger Georgia, at 10:56 PM  

  • You mean they have VAGINAS too? Oh goody!

    By Blogger mushroom, at 11:01 PM  

  • Oh yes, fannies a-go-go! The retouch guys used to have a field day removing flap outlines from bikini bottoms and knickers so the silly Australian censors wouldn't get the vapours.

    By Blogger Georgia, at 12:41 AM  

  • A few years ago, I would have said Kylie.

    My vote goes for Danni.

    By Blogger Ms Smack, at 5:23 AM  

  • dani is hands down the cluttier / hotter one.

    By Blogger markoos, at 10:19 PM  

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