Guess who's back, mushrooms back...
Ever since this incident I feel like i have undergone some sort of personal rennaissance of sorts. The details were brilliant, the fact that people were crowded around you oblivious to the fact that you had just pulled down you pants and were rummaging around in your bag for something. The fact that when the bus showed up you were midstream and decided to jettison said urine from lunchbox onto adjacent office window......I know there is a desk right there too. I dont know how you made it onto the bus with that lunch box but here's to you.
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I would witness such a spectacle on my journey from the building, normally its the same mundane routine. You see routine bores me, I like the unexpected to happen. It makes my day.
I was feeling beaten down by the oppression of responsibility and repetitiveness and then BANG you showed me that it can happen. You see anything can and will happen and it is only limited by our limited ability to conjur the unthinkable. The possibilities are in fact BOUNDLESS.
Piss lady, thankyou and good luck with your journey.