Stick that in your pipe and smoke it

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Location: Dodgy lane in Leichhardt near the house of shroom.
Time: Some time before midnight last night.
Item: Big ass empty nutella jar with spoon still inside.
Other features: Assorted rubbish including empty bug spray can and general dirt/weeds.

Now seriously, the spoon must be in there cos some beast ate through the whole jar and left it where they dined. Note, its a big ass jar. I walk down this lane a fair bit, should i be concerned?


  • Errrr...I do recall in my last banality fix blog post, i did confess to eating a whole 250g jar of Nutella.
    I can assure you that i am not a litterer and did dispose of the jar thoughtfully...........I think.

    By Blogger Steph, at 9:11 PM  

  • I was imagining a beast far more disturbing and much less pretty than you steph....

    By Blogger mushroom, at 10:06 PM  

  • This is like one of those shitty logic problems I can never solve.
    Were they goldfish...

    By Blogger fingers, at 10:31 PM  

  • Yes, you should be. But only if you see this big bad ass thing coming towards you with a spoon...

    By Blogger lady miss marquise, at 10:40 PM  

  • It was you, wasn't it?! Fess up...

    By Blogger ChickyBabe, at 2:54 AM  

  • Well I for one was glad it was there... I was mighty hungry on the way home and they were kind enough to leave a bit in there...

    Mmmmm... Lip smacking good...

    By Blogger Jon, at 3:05 AM  

  • ...either a giant rat or a homeless person who enjoys huffing bug spray?

    By Blogger JLee, at 7:38 AM  

  • I think this is a foul slur on all beasts.....I demand an apology sir
    *****slaps mushrooms with kid glove***

    By Blogger BEAST, at 11:51 AM  

  • shroom, the lesson is to make sure that you haven't smeared yourself with nutella prior to walking down your lane... again.

    break the bad news to misshroom gently though...

    By Blogger WJ, at 4:29 PM  

  • It's ok WJ I know whats going on, I'm in the happy place called denial.

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 5:47 PM  

  • I knew I had seen you somewhere before misshroom...

    By Blogger WJ, at 7:05 PM  

  • Ah Missroom. I knew there was a reason you stayed with him. Now all the pieces are falling into place...
    How goes the thesis?

    By Blogger actonb, at 7:14 PM  

  • Nutella? Aboriginal snacks are interesting..

    By Blogger Bostick, at 7:55 PM  

  • Rule the abo's out Bos - there's no empty stubbies in sight.

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 8:37 PM  

  • Shit, have you been stalking me? Tresspassing in my dodgy lane corner, how dare you, tsk tsk. I demand my prized possessions back, I feel naked without my empty can of bug spray and my half eaten jar of nutella. And naked doesn't help when you have no protection against the bugs. Damn those bugs.

    By Blogger Alice, at 1:44 AM  

  • Oh look, I'm 'living next door to alice.'

    I think you're 'living next door to abo's.'

    By Blogger Tickersoid, at 2:10 AM  

  • You should only fear coming across a giant, nut-smelling turd.

    By Blogger world champ stephen neal, at 10:44 AM  

  • Walking through the bush I once found a large Lebanese cucumber with condoms on each end. Does that beat your humugous jar of Nutella with the spoon in it? BTW...the teaser vid is up here - and the other 29 and a half minutes will be up in a day or so - just waiting for the last arsehole Australian to be interviewed (Fuck keeps cancelling the appointment). So Mushie if you want a free trip to gay Paree all you gotta do is make a vid on your phone/miniDV/whatever and post it on GooTube and if we think you're a funny fucker and we want to film're in like Flynn. Hasta la Vista.

    By Blogger welcome to wallyworld, at 12:05 PM  

  • I've heard people describe Jimmy Carter just that way, Champ. I never thought he was so tall, myself...

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 9:41 PM  

  • Fingers - yes, those bug eyed ones

    LMM - it raises hairs on my back just thinkin bout it

    CBabe - we all know i dont use cutlery...

    Jon - so thats where those unsightly stains came from?

    JLee - good to know that huffing is an international pastime

    Beast - i apologise, it was very un PC of me. You're a nice beast...

    WJ - i dont need encouragement

    Missssssssshroooooom - you have a case study for your psychology studies at home....

    actonb - i'm not really that freaky am i?

    Bostick - DONT EVER mix it with vegemite ok?

    Mountie - only abo henry

    alice - sorry, the restraining order should have kept me away

    tickers - you've obviously heard Kevin Bloody Wilsons version of 'livin next door to abo's'?

    Champ - i think the swarm of flies would forewarn me, i hope....

    Wally - i have a head like a dropped pie and am completely unhumorous in the flesh

    By Blogger mushroom, at 11:04 PM  

  • WTF is that? Nutella... is that peanut butter or something? I'd worry.

    By Blogger essa, at 9:00 AM  

  • You're not freaky at all babe.


    Maybe a tad freaky. But in a nice way :)

    By Blogger actonb, at 6:34 PM  

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