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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Snakes on Planes


The Snakes on a Plane marketing hype is already famously bigger than the movie itself.

What the studio & the producers have tried to keep a tightly guarded secretis the fact the movie is based on a real life incident from sometime in2003; and that this ridiculous movie nearly didn't make it to the bigscreen because of the sensitive nature of the ongoing investigation.

These previously unreleased pictures, which the movie is apparently based on, show a cargo plane being over run by actual snakes.

The report notesthat the freighter was not far from manila at the time.

If you thought the movie was a stretch you'll find this just plane disturbing!


  • fuckin a dude

    By Blogger Bostick, at 6:24 PM  

  • man you rock that gun so well....

    By Blogger mushroom, at 6:46 PM  

  • shocking!! yet edible looking...

    By Blogger JLee, at 7:52 PM  

  • i am linking you dude

    By Blogger Bostick, at 7:53 PM  

  • Done fucker

    By Blogger Bostick, at 7:55 PM  

  • That is an image I may never get out of my head. So scary I almost peed my pants.

    By Blogger Odly Amore, at 8:10 PM  

  • DHL is always on time. Just like my beard.

    By Blogger world champ stephen neal, at 8:13 PM  

  • Where's the 'killer pythons'???

    By Blogger Miss Natalie, at 10:07 PM  

  • Be ready for the release of 'Cunts on a Blog'.
    Also an allegedly true story, this film is based on the cyber-exploits of Donnie Mountjoy, who is currently trying to get an injunction against the distributors...

    By Blogger fingers, at 11:29 PM  

  • If it's a DHL plane, what are they going to do, spooge on my overnight letter?

    Woo, I am so scared!

    Since it's overnight, the snake spooge would still be fresh. That is truly more terrifying than the events depicted in the movie.

    By Blogger Zen Wizard, at 9:38 AM  

  • the spooging starts with the letters......thats when the horror really begins...

    By Blogger mushroom, at 3:12 PM  

  • That's right fingers. I am insisting they use the plural "Cunts" because you are here as well.

    People seeing "Cunt on a Blog" are going to head straight to the Whine Guide...

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 5:16 PM  

  • Not bad, Donnie.
    Must be all the free lessons I've been giving you...

    By Blogger fingers, at 5:42 PM  

  • Well, at least the price matches the value, eh?

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 6:24 PM  

  • Yes, but you're on a full-scholarship for disadvantaged comedians, dickhead...

    By Blogger fingers, at 7:54 PM  

  • FLAME WAR!!!
    Fight! Fight! Fight!

    What was the post about again?
    Oh yeah. Snakes on a plane. Best movie evarrrr!

    P.S can i have all the red ones?

    By Blogger Steph, at 8:35 PM  

  • It was the only way I could be convinced to keep coming back to your glacially updating cave - if someone paid for me to.

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 10:12 PM  

  • But Donnie, if you understood anything about the great natural forces which shape the earth, you'd realise that 'The Fingers Glacier', although slow, cuts an exceedingly deep, permanent scar wherever it goes.
    Compare that with the light pitter-patter of your incessant 'Mountjoy Monsoon' rainfall...

    By Blogger fingers, at 10:44 PM  

  • Mate, the only exceedingly deep, permanent scar around here is the arsehole you all blowing all that bullshit out of.

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 11:01 PM  

  • No wonder my package was late.

    By Blogger essa, at 7:16 AM  

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