If you were out late one night and really really stoned and everything was closed and the only thing you could munch down happened to be the edible underwear you were wearing would you eat it?
Sorry, I'm with the girls on Maccas too. And not just so I can perv on them wandering around off their trolleys wearing nothing but edible undies.
My problem is that if it is LATE one night, I have been wearing said edible undies for some time. This means that they have either melted or lost their eligibility to be edible by anyone or anything...
26 Comments:
Depends on how long I'd had them on for but I'd have to say no, personally...
By Vikki, at 7:12 PM
I would rather walk to Stanmore Maccas to buy food wearing only my edible undies as opposed to eating them.
By Original Mel, at 7:14 PM
LOL I'm with Mel on that one.
By Mel, at 7:27 PM
Ew. No.
Im with the stanmore maccas plan.
By MissE, at 7:32 PM
Sorry, I'm with the girls on Maccas too. And not just so I can perv on them wandering around off their trolleys wearing nothing but edible undies.
My problem is that if it is LATE one night, I have been wearing said edible undies for some time. This means that they have either melted or lost their eligibility to be edible by anyone or anything...
By WJ, at 7:39 PM
STANMORE MACCAS IS CLOSED, oh no guess that just leaves the undies.....
By mushroom, at 8:10 PM
yeah but the drive thru is still operating, so I reckon that if you rocked up in your edibles at the order window they would either
(a) take your order out of fear/cos it would be just easier as you would probably go away again, or,
(b) call the cops.
Either of which, let's face it, is better than eating your own edibles...
By WJ, at 8:24 PM
G-banger or jockeys?
By Mountjoy, at 10:02 PM
if you were wearing them i would eat them -and maybe a little more!
By Anonymous, at 11:53 PM
Have any of you filthy beasts ever heard of soap ??
Good God...if you're not keen on it, how can you expect us to eat it...
By fingers, at 12:56 AM
If you're only wearing edible undies... wouldnt the flies, local cat and dog be following you hungry for a drive-by lick and grab?
By Ms Smack, at 6:36 PM
yes. then i could floss with the leftover string
By FU, at 8:04 PM
Er... nope!
By ChickyBabe, at 12:11 AM
Ah you're all pussys. I'd eat it. With friggin Mayo!!
Make of that what you will.
I'll be leaving now.
By Steph, at 6:16 AM
hahah...I would have to say I would eat PART of it and leave certain bits alone...
By JLee, at 4:11 PM
Of course I would! what's the problem? As the saying goes:-
"Every man likes the smell of his own farts"
By Frobisher, at 2:10 AM
I'm gonna say, "no."
It couldn't be that satisfying.
I am taking it we are talking about a non-White Castle jurisdiction??
By Zen Wizard, at 3:10 PM
What do edible undies taste like?
By killerrabbit, at 8:49 PM
it would really depend on what flavour they were...
By Mex, at 5:20 PM
Thats what I thought mex. If they were licorice flavour I probably wouldn't, but if I was really hungry....
By killerrabbit, at 7:39 PM
Just not gonna happen!
But, then again if i was stranded on a desert island...?
By Doll Face, at 1:25 AM
Could I slap it on
2 peices of white bread?
By Polyman2, at 10:42 AM
Are they Cherry flavored?
By essa, at 8:04 PM
Blimey what a lot of girls , i would eat them regardless of wether everything else is closed , but there again I was born lazy
By BEAST, at 3:46 PM
Is it cherry flavored?
By Leslie, at 10:13 PM
Shrooms - can we get some new material here.
The undies are giving me the heebie-jeebies.
By actonb, at 4:40 PM
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