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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Food for thought..

If you were out late one night and really really stoned and everything was closed and the only thing you could munch down happened to be the edible underwear you were wearing would you eat it?

33 Comments:

  • Depends on how long I'd had them on for but I'd have to say no, personally...

    By Blogger Vikki, at 7:12 PM  

  • I would rather walk to Stanmore Maccas to buy food wearing only my edible undies as opposed to eating them.

    By Blogger Original Mel, at 7:14 PM  

  • LOL I'm with Mel on that one.

    By Blogger Odly Amore, at 7:27 PM  

  • Ew. No.

    Im with the stanmore maccas plan.

    By Blogger Chesty LaRue, at 7:32 PM  

  • Sorry, I'm with the girls on Maccas too. And not just so I can perv on them wandering around off their trolleys wearing nothing but edible undies.

    My problem is that if it is LATE one night, I have been wearing said edible undies for some time. This means that they have either melted or lost their eligibility to be edible by anyone or anything...

    By Blogger WJ, at 7:39 PM  

  • Well if I was stoned (which I don't do by the way), chances are I would be drunk too. And that being the case, I probably wouldn't be wearing a great deal, edible or not.

    So nope. ewwww....

    By Blogger evil genius, at 7:48 PM  

  • STANMORE MACCAS IS CLOSED, oh no guess that just leaves the undies.....

    By Blogger mushroom, at 8:10 PM  

  • yeah but the drive thru is still operating, so I reckon that if you rocked up in your edibles at the order window they would either

    (a) take your order out of fear/cos it would be just easier as you would probably go away again, or,

    (b) call the cops.

    Either of which, let's face it, is better than eating your own edibles...

    By Blogger WJ, at 8:24 PM  

  • G-banger or jockeys?

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 10:02 PM  

  • if you were wearing them i would eat them -and maybe a little more!

    By Anonymous big boy, at 11:53 PM  

  • Have any of you filthy beasts ever heard of soap ??
    Good God...if you're not keen on it, how can you expect us to eat it...

    By Blogger fingers, at 12:56 AM  

  • If you're only wearing edible undies... wouldnt the flies, local cat and dog be following you hungry for a drive-by lick and grab?

    By Blogger Ms Smack, at 6:36 PM  

  • yes. then i could floss with the leftover string

    By Blogger FU, at 8:04 PM  

  • Er... nope!

    By Blogger ChickyBabe, at 12:11 AM  

  • Ah you're all pussys. I'd eat it. With friggin Mayo!!
    Make of that what you will.
    I'll be leaving now.

    By Blogger Steph, at 6:16 AM  

  • hahah...I would have to say I would eat PART of it and leave certain bits alone...

    By Blogger JLee, at 4:11 PM  

  • Of course I would! what's the problem? As the saying goes:-
    "Every man likes the smell of his own farts"

    By Blogger frobisher, at 2:10 AM  

  • I'm gonna say, "no."

    It couldn't be that satisfying.

    I am taking it we are talking about a non-White Castle jurisdiction??

    By Blogger Zen Wizard, at 3:10 PM  

  • What do edible undies taste like?

    By Blogger killerrabbit, at 8:49 PM  

  • it would really depend on what flavour they were...

    By Blogger Mex, at 5:20 PM  

  • Thats what I thought mex. If they were licorice flavour I probably wouldn't, but if I was really hungry....

    By Blogger killerrabbit, at 7:39 PM  

  • Just not gonna happen!

    But, then again if i was stranded on a desert island...?

    By Blogger Miss Natalie, at 1:25 AM  

  • Could I slap it on
    2 peices of white bread?

    By Blogger Polyman2, at 10:42 AM  

  • Are they Cherry flavored?

    By Blogger essa, at 8:04 PM  

  • They're a bit like Uncle Toby's Roll-Ups...

    By Blogger Georgia, at 10:37 PM  

  • Blimey what a lot of girls , i would eat them regardless of wether everything else is closed , but there again I was born lazy

    By Blogger BEAST, at 3:46 PM  

  • Is it cherry flavored?

    By Blogger l, at 10:13 PM  

  • Maybe excess edible undies could be used to feed the starving millions? I can see Bob Geldof now leading the Undies For Africa campaign...

    By Blogger Georgia, at 12:39 AM  

  • Anonymous blonde says - grab your man give him a blow job - theres all the protein you need. Then he can lick your undies off. xxx Muw Muw xxx O yer.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:54 AM  

  • Shrooms - can we get some new material here.
    The undies are giving me the heebie-jeebies.

    By Blogger actonb, at 4:40 PM  

  • Surely you have some salient thoights on the untimely death of Steve Irwin, Mushie? I've had a hoot causing offence in Mountjoy's blog.

    By Blogger Georgia, at 9:34 PM  

  • Yeah I'd eat 'em. I wouldn't even take them off first.

    By Blogger The MERKIN MAN, at 1:58 PM  

  • Do you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm? I've got them on tap (thank-you easynews) and I just watched the one where Larry gets stuck on a skilift with the orthdox jewgirl and he conveniently finds the edible undies he had erlier stashed in his pocket and he chows down. Ok, so no-one was wearing them, so it doesn't really answer the question, but hey: LARRY DAVID people. Comic fucking genius.

    By Blogger mydogmo, at 10:18 PM  

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