Ch Ch Changes

1. I quit my job
2. I booked a ticket to thailand and vietnam
3. I plan on doing this and this and this and then some

Queeeeenslanderrrrrrr

How good is this bloke? He'd have to be one of the best players of all time!

A quick summary of his achievements this year alone:

1) Captains Brisbane Broncos to NRL Grand Final.
2) Captains Maroons to state of origin victory.
3) Captains Australia (but mostly a qld team) to a tri-nations victory over NZ's ALL Blacks.

This Shit Rocks Its Ass Offffffff

If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed [...but not in his debt]
Here's what you gotta do -Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring36 24 36 hey [36 24 36 8]
I lead a life of crime

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart(She's) He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start - fella
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a feeI'm happy to be
Your back door man

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done Dirt Cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done Dirt Cheap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSBEq52sQ5g

Having a bad day?

Whats worse than a monkey on your back?

CAIRO, Egypt - An Egyptian baby born with two heads was in stable condition on Sunday after doctors at a provincial hospital removed one of the heads in a 13-hour operation, the doctors said.
Nasif Hifnawy, head of pediatrics at Benha Children’s Hospital, told Reuters that 10-month-old Manar Maged could move all four limbs and showed no signs of paralysis.
“Manar is now breathing normally and has a normal heartbeat and blood pressure,” he added. The baby remains in intensive care at the hospital, 25 miles north of Cairo, and doctors expect her to stay there for at least seven days.

Now apparently this conjoint twin (I always think of southpark) could blink etc but if they didnt give it the flick it would stress the heart out on the whole baby. Now that is some seriously weird shit. Like having a voice in your head but a head on your head instead I guess....

Dick Stickers

From some news.com........


Australian underwear company aussieBum has released its Patriot range of undies for men wanting to make their package look bigger.

"It basically lifts, separates and extends," said aussieBum founder Sean Ashby.

"This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent."

The underwear features a 'wondercup', a pouch used to "separate and stop squashing".
The range was launched last week and already the company has sold more than 50,000 pairs in Australia and overseas.

AussieBum is manufactured in Australia with the business run completely out of the company's headquarters in the inner-west Sydney suburb of Leichhardt.

It had to happen eventually, women have been lying about whats underneath for years. I'm sure they call it the 'wonderbra' cos you wonder what happened to them when they take it off. I'm just so proud to live in the suburb they are manufactured...........