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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Dick Stickers

From some

Australian underwear company aussieBum has released its Patriot range of undies for men wanting to make their package look bigger.

"It basically lifts, separates and extends," said aussieBum founder Sean Ashby.

"This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent."

The underwear features a 'wondercup', a pouch used to "separate and stop squashing".
The range was launched last week and already the company has sold more than 50,000 pairs in Australia and overseas.

AussieBum is manufactured in Australia with the business run completely out of the company's headquarters in the inner-west Sydney suburb of Leichhardt.

It had to happen eventually, women have been lying about whats underneath for years. I'm sure they call it the 'wonderbra' cos you wonder what happened to them when they take it off. I'm just so proud to live in the suburb they are manufactured...........


  • hee hee hee...

    By Blogger lady miss marquise, at 11:02 PM  

  • False advertising. You advertise a Beemer and deliver a Mini...

    By Blogger Original Mel, at 11:55 PM  

  • What?
    How many guys out there would call their natural assets 'indifferent'??

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 2:02 AM  

  • What is it with you and dates, Mushie?

    By Blogger welcome to wallyworld, at 2:06 AM  

  • hahahaha...I don't think any man is "indifferent" regarding his penis size!

    By Blogger JLee, at 6:52 AM  

  • LMM - hee hee indeed, can you imagine discovering a pair on a bloke?

    OMel - False advertising? Its about time we got even....

    Misshroom - mine are excitable

    WTW - I am seeking therapy

    Jlee - you could be onto something there

    By Blogger mushroom, at 1:32 PM  

  • I should get me a pair of these so the next time I go clubbing I can scare off any unwanted predators.

    By Blogger Alice, at 3:04 PM  

  • Yeeessss , well said mushy - for years we male folk have been deceived by bolstered boosoms , padded paradises and D`s that are C`s . It`s time to lift , seperate and extend our lovely man bumps !!!

    By Blogger traydawg, at 4:07 PM  

  • Personally, the concept of D's that turn out to be C's isn't so bad, more the C's that turn out to be some random letter in the Greek alphabet that predates an "A" atogether that are a problem.

    Time for payback indeed...

    By Blogger WJ, at 5:44 PM  

  • I think they're hilarious!
    And can't wait for the outcry from all the feminists when the massive poster is placed on Parramatta Rd.
    Oh yeah, there won't be an outcry because of that interesting double standard.

    By Blogger actonb, at 5:48 PM  

  • What'll they think of next? An underwire version just for old farts to keep the package "proud"...?

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 7:56 PM  

  • its about time that men can boost their dickys too, hahaha.

    By Blogger Mone, at 5:17 AM  

  • I'm way ahead of them-
    been using the sock for years!

    By Blogger Polyman3, at 2:01 PM  

  • so what... you own like a pair in every color? Do you get a discount for living in the suburb of the manufacturer?

    By Blogger essa, at 7:50 PM  

  • Lifts and separates? Sounds like my grandmother's cross your heart bras!

    I wonder what they mean by "indifferent"!

    By Blogger ChickyBabe, at 11:34 PM  

  • These should be marketed in arm bands, or visible t-shirts. Girls need to know in advance if we're investing beer, and our time and flirting on a third nipple, or a kidney puncher.

    Im aiming to release a fashionable wrist band that colour codes penis size so at a glance, she'll know if he's worthy of visiting her honeypot.

    Ps. this idea is copyright :)

    By Blogger Ms Smack, at 2:04 AM  

  • That's brilliant! Wonder why it took them so long to invent it.

    P.S any man that is indifferent about his cock, hasn't had an erection in YEARS.
    Poor bastard would need more than a bit of undie padding.

    By Blogger Steph, at 3:38 AM  

  • The difference with a bra I suppose is that if you are flat it can actually make a dress fit better if you can manufacture some tits. But with men's underpants with padding you're just going to have some very dissapointed sexual partners once you get your pants off.

    By Anonymous emma, at 6:22 AM  

  • ms smack! How will these wrist bands be handed out? Will it be possible to lie, and wear the wrong color?!

    By Blogger essa, at 8:02 AM  

  • What a waste of money! just roll up an old sock (washed) and stick it down your Y-fronts

    By Blogger frobisher, at 9:55 AM  

  • Essa, I think only females should be able to buy them to give to men. Men shouldnt be allowed to buy them, at all.

    By Blogger Ms Smack, at 3:36 AM  

  • And are you proposing a similar coding for females, to denote the slackness or snugness of your guppy, Ms.S? After all, there's no point trying to fill a gallon jar with a pint pot, is there...

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 7:05 PM  

  • *In no way am I suggesting either I have a "pint pot", or you have a "gallon jar", BTW!!!!!*

    By Blogger Mountjoy, at 7:06 PM  

  • Yes both sexes should have them, coz nobody like a root thats like waving a sausage up a hallway.

    At least you could find out if your preferred partner was the right fit big or small.

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 7:45 PM  

  • Do Aussies really need that shit? My image of your country is just crushed.

    By Blogger The MERKIN MAN, at 11:16 AM  

  • Well, at least with viewing females, men can tell, at a glance if they're blonde, brunette, big ass, long legs, small ass, and cup size. Even IF the chick is wearing chicken fillets, you still get a general idea on what you're planning to bone later that night. For us girls, we're left with ass, and the bits in the between.

    Like Miss Schroom said with the sausage comment, you cant churn butter with a toothpick, eh?

    Give us a little warning, or at least, make up for it with either an interactive dildo session, or an overactive tongue.

    By Blogger Ms Smack, at 8:54 PM  

  • That is gay. All you need is a sock

    By Blogger Bostick, at 7:39 AM  

  • This picture is making me horny. I think I'm gonna go rub one out.

    By Blogger Ms Smack, at 7:02 AM  

  • Oh lordy! You could smuggle a pair of peach-faced parrots in those things, not just a budgie!

    By Blogger redcap, at 8:37 PM  

  • Is it just me or does anyone else find red underpants on men to be a bit wrong?

    By Blogger Georgia, at 8:48 PM  

  • Noooo!!!! It was our little trick :-P

    By Blogger Miss Natalie, at 3:56 PM  

  • Sooner or later, the FTC is gonna step in with a "truth in advertising"-thing.

    By Blogger Zen Wizard, at 10:17 AM  

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