Red Hair, Bad Luck. Red Pubes, No F@#$

Only your dog should be called Blue


Now let me just say that I am confining this topic purely to guys, and that it has nothing to do with girls that have recently dyed their hair red. Why is it that the poor little red haired freckly kid always cops it? They are cute as the snotty nosed kids on ads but really any older than 12 and they are seen as some sort of genetic nightmare. In fact, there are lots of us out there that argue that this hideous gene should be removed from the genetic pool entirely. Maybe if people just followed the title of this article, Darwinian controls would assert themselves and those freckly beasts would disappear forever.

Well no apparently. Some of us seem to be carrying this horrible gene, laying dormant within our genetic makeup until we shag someone else who also has the dormant gene. This never crossed my mind, until I decided to grow a bit of a beard of late. To my horror, I noticed in certain lighting I may be harbouring a minor rednut gene dormant somewhere whithin my lower cranial genetic material.

Therefore, in the interests of humanity I promise never to breed in an attempt to rid the planet of this scourge. Its not an entirely selfish thing, think of those poor kiddies destined to be teased and 40yo virgins. It cant be fun. I guess sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind...............