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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Red Hair, Bad Luck. Red Pubes, No F@#$


Only your dog should be called Blue


Now let me just say that I am confining this topic purely to guys, and that it has nothing to do with girls that have recently dyed their hair red. Why is it that the poor little red haired freckly kid always cops it? They are cute as the snotty nosed kids on ads but really any older than 12 and they are seen as some sort of genetic nightmare. In fact, there are lots of us out there that argue that this hideous gene should be removed from the genetic pool entirely. Maybe if people just followed the title of this article, Darwinian controls would assert themselves and those freckly beasts would disappear forever.

Well no apparently. Some of us seem to be carrying this horrible gene, laying dormant within our genetic makeup until we shag someone else who also has the dormant gene. This never crossed my mind, until I decided to grow a bit of a beard of late. To my horror, I noticed in certain lighting I may be harbouring a minor rednut gene dormant somewhere whithin my lower cranial genetic material.

Therefore, in the interests of humanity I promise never to breed in an attempt to rid the planet of this scourge. Its not an entirely selfish thing, think of those poor kiddies destined to be teased and 40yo virgins. It cant be fun. I guess sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind...............

28 Comments:

  • There are certainly others who have the same opinion as you mushie
    http://www.gingerkids.org/faq.html

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 9:16 PM  

  • Aha, i see they even have a term for it 'gingervitus'

    By Blogger mushroom, at 9:23 PM  

  • I don't know what the whole 'ginger gene asserting itself in the beard-growing dept' thing is, but my little bro has the same issue. Sandy haired, but his beard is Bright Red. Truly unfortunate.

    By Blogger actonb, at 9:27 PM  

  • He should be sterilised immediately.......no chances should be taken.

    By Blogger mushroom, at 9:37 PM  

  • That's such a good idea!
    Because the idea of Little MrMaidenname's running around is too horrible to contemplate.

    By Blogger actonb, at 9:41 PM  

  • So are minimushrooms b - imagine them all with identical chopper mustaches and tats - eek!

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 9:56 PM  

  • i agree misshroom, for the sake of humanity take him to the doctors for a quick vasectomy.

    Snip Snip and the world is safe forever!

    However isn't Mr Shroom also sporting a beady wierdo face at present?

    By Blogger killerrabbit, at 10:13 PM  

  • And with twins in the family....
    argh! identical spores with tats'n'taches.

    By Blogger actonb, at 10:19 PM  

  • Its been some time since I've seen you last Mr M. So what's this "beady wierdo face" thing? Thinkin' of entering a Mustache Comp? (i know i am)

    By Blogger Sympho, at 10:27 PM  

  • I think he is secretly growing a beardy weirdo face so that one day in the near future another chopper moustache will 'miraculously' appear

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 10:40 PM  

  • secretly this beard is a handlebar moustache starter kit, secretly

    By Blogger mushroom, at 10:41 PM  

  • R u growin a Burt Reynolds type moustachio Sympho? That would be hot!! :)

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 10:41 PM  

  • Oh what did I tell you! I knew it and you didnt think I knew it

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 10:42 PM  

  • hehehehe....

    yeah, thinkin' of growin a mo all frizzy like, so then

    Y'all can call me as....

    Sympho-mo-fro

    By Blogger Sympho, at 10:47 PM  

  • LMAO sympho

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 10:48 PM  

  • I want to see pictures of the symphomofro when it is suitably ready.

    Maybe you can have a ugly facial hair comp with Mushroom here!

    By Blogger killerrabbit, at 11:03 PM  

  • Your welcome to join to Miss Kitten, you've got a kick ass chik-mo......

    By Blogger mushroom, at 11:10 PM  

  • You know that i would win! I couldn't take your manly moustache championship away from you.

    By Blogger killerrabbit, at 11:15 PM  

  • We'd need some 70's feminists to do that for us ;-)

    By Blogger mushroom, at 11:41 PM  

  • My hairs not even red anymore ... Stupid semi-permanent crapola.

    Must re-do before yum cha.

    And chick-mos ... not cool.

    By Blogger Chesty LaRue, at 11:47 PM  

  • Here's an artists impression
    of what could be...

    http://home.iprimus.com.au/knightboat/Files/sympho-mo-fro.jpg

    By Blogger Sympho, at 12:03 AM  

  • fanta pants men are dangerous dude. i went out with one recently and can only describe it as the 'red rage'. team that up with 'short man = short dick' syndrome and you definintely have a few issues.

    abolish fanta pants!!!

    By Blogger Mex, at 1:15 AM  

  • I just have one thing to say.
    Justine Joli.
    http://justinejoli.com/

    By Blogger fingers, at 1:56 PM  

  • She is not a true ginger meggs dude, she isnt all freckled. Her genes are considered safe for transferal

    By Blogger mushroom, at 3:25 PM  

  • Sympho thanks for the lovely picture of you with you mofro...

    By Blogger killerrabbit, at 5:34 PM  

  • Mo worries missK : )

    By Blogger Sympho, at 7:52 PM  

  • Well the little red rooster may have something to say about all this! my barnyard aint doin' too bad these days!!

    By Anonymous TheMoonduster, at 8:13 PM  

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