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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Shrinkage



Right, we've all suffered from this phenomena at some point in time. Normally it wouldnt be an issue, yeh if only i wasnt caught in the change room/naked in front of a hot girl etc etc. I know men dont like to workshop their issues as much as women do, but I would seriously like my blog to become a forum for us men to openly and frankly discuss them.
Dont be ashamed of shrinkage guys, its not a true reflection of the man you are! There are ways to overcome this terrible, terrible occurrence. We just need to share our own personal tips. So cmon guys, share away. Personally i like to give it a little 'warm up'' before leaving the ocean..........

20 Comments:

  • How come I've never see you do this "warm up trick"?

    You men seem to have the sly 'pet of the package' down pat don't ya??

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 5:22 PM  

  • Oh, look, shroom - your site updated!!

    ; )

    I - just - don't - want - to - know.

    By Blogger Chesty LaRue, at 5:29 PM  

  • I have no idea what you are talking about shroom.

    none at all.

    no really.

    By Blogger WJ, at 6:06 PM  

  • Well if you chase the dane overseas mate you might need to get a few pointers for cold climes

    By Blogger mushroom, at 6:14 PM  

  • I've always assumed that's why the fucking thing was called a prick.
    Prick of a thing...

    By Blogger fingers, at 10:30 PM  

  • It'd also be nicer if certain chicks suffered shrinkage.
    But they don't...the big clown pockets.
    Must be why they're called cunts...

    By Blogger fingers, at 10:32 PM  

  • hmmm some very interesting theories there fingers, you could be onto something. I'm sure science texts in future years will cover the fingers cunts/pricks theory.

    By Blogger mushroom, at 11:34 PM  

  • shroom, you're a loon.

    By Blogger actonb, at 12:26 AM  

  • High Summer in England. On my first trip to the U.K. years ago, I dived into the sea off Brighton and swam out a bit before getting an unbelievable pain in the bollocks. It hurt so much that I tried to scramble up a pole in the water just to get out of the icy cold Channel water. And yes, the old fella was "shrink-wrapped" as well.

    And on that note...Fuck Brighton. What a hole. Was there again a couple of years back. The Pavilion is still spectacular but the town seemed to be awash in junkies and drunks.

    By Blogger welcome to wallyworld, at 4:05 AM  

  • Fingers I believe the variety you speak of and resides in the cold sea is a 'bearded clam'.

    By Blogger MissShroom, at 5:28 AM  

  • Brighton is a hole, but a shitload more exciting than Eastbourne.
    I used to drive there for Starbucks - it was the only halfway decent coffee that side of London.
    And the Mambo shop made me homesick.
    Ah, the memories...

    By Blogger actonb, at 2:08 PM  

  • wasn't this post sposed to be about nobs and their little problems in cold water? nothing can really be done but give the old boy a little warm up and i think shrooms idea is a good one.

    By Anonymous evil genious, at 8:18 PM  

  • that and some of the topless chicks on the beach can add quite a few inches to the problem

    By Anonymous evil genious, at 8:19 PM  

  • the topless girls may cause the reverse problem.

    By Blogger mushroom, at 10:24 PM  

  • Hey Missshroom...wot's a clever chick like you that's studied amino acids and shit, doing with a drongo like Kramer...

    By Blogger fingers, at 11:32 PM  

  • He must be hung like a moose...

    By Blogger fingers, at 11:33 PM  

  • On the topic of one's nob and the a watery environment. Shrinkage I have no problem with just the bodies natural reaction to a hostile environment, avoiding pain and discomfort. Nowhere near as bad as the consequences of reatreating balls(also due to cold) being compressed between ones board and pelvic bone. Fuck!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:44 PM  

  • ahh yes retreating balls anon is a very serious issue. Dont want to sit down on them or anything....

    By Blogger mushroom, at 12:19 AM  

  • Excellent, love it!
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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:42 PM  

  • That's a great story. Waiting for more. »

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:50 PM  

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