Bloke Back Mounting

'I feel so gay after our victory tonight'

I've always loved to witness the spectacle and its myriad of camp poses. To this day I still have a giggle at the sports section every weekend as I pick out the 'gay shot' amongst the sporting news. Well apparently I am not alone in noticing the subtle irony of how sportsmen in their attempts to be oh so macho (please exclude The Champ from this argument) they end up looking oh so well...er......um......suspect. I refer you to a blatant cut from the Sydney Morning Herald:

" The AFL Players Association says its demand that a website take down its images of naked, and semi-naked, footballers was a privacy issue and not because the site was for gay footy fans.

Association president Brendan Gale said only a "small handful" of the hundreds of photographs of players in the picture gallery on the http://www.gayfooty.com.au website were deemed inappropriate. The site is quite an informative site actually, with chat and a various array of features," Mr Gale told ABC radio today."

Mr Gale, I am beginning to suspect that you arent that much of an AFL fan..............and only a "small handful" eh? I thought you wanted a meal. not a snack.

Du bist eine kranke Geschlechtlaune, die Großmütter liebt.

I went fishing for sick fuckers a couple o posts back with a couple of real choice keywords. Basically the old site meter was telling me that my site was attracting weird people from ewww gross google searches. So I put out some bait and waited.

After some days sitting in the boat without a bite I finally got a nibble. You, yes you my german friend, are the most perverted person I have come across. You searched for grandmother porno right? Well please see above. I have numerous freeze dried versions of the granny above in a beef jerky like state ready to send to you. $100 bucks on paypal and the whole bunch is yours. Du brennst Ziegen durch mate.

The Brown Note

I was chatting with some mates on the weekend about the existence of the mythical brown note. The brown note was featured in an episode of South Park as a sound that caused the entire earth to empty their bowels uncontrollably. In the show, this was referred to as "the Brown Noise". Funny shit huh? I know that was bad..........

So mythbusters did a bit of a test on the theory to see if it actually is true, but apparently to no avail. Myth busted apparently.

So if the mythbusters busted this myth and there is still chatter about it, maybe they didnt look deep enough. In fact, I postulate that there is more to it and they should have looked for 'brown songs' or 'brown artists' cause lets face it, there is plenty of music out there that gives me the shits.

Up In Smoke - How to Smoke Banana

I had some povo person come looking here for 'how to smoke banana leaves'. What the?? Cant you afford some dope or even buy a beer you tightwad. I did a bit of searching round and it appears that there is heaps of stuff round on the internet regarding people smoking banana leaves.

I'd really like to encourage any dope out there to give it a go and get back to me with the results. Read no further if you are willing to give it a go. Go ahead hit the home button on your browser. See ya!

Right, now that the retards are gone how stupid is this eh? There is no way that smoking banana leaves will get you high, but it makes text look really small to read....

Slutty Red Pubes Ass and Tits and Free Images of Huge Saggy Lactating Boobs Of Your Grandmother Butt Cheeks

Man i just totally love this site meter gadget. Not only can you have a competition with other slack bloggers about who has the most multi-cultural blog but you can actually see how people get to your website.

It appears of late that I have had a number of westerners entering my site from a google search. WOW. Google actually knows STIYPASI exists, even if I am way down on the list. But to make matters even more interesting you can see what search they put in to get to you.

So, within this site I imagined that there were a number of hard hitting topics that people would be looking for but to my confusion every single google search that directed people to my blog was for RED PUBES!

Woah eck. Are there people out there with some sort of red pube fetish? Sickos, hope they were totally miffed when they realised they had been led to an article slagging rednuts hahaha. So now I hope to attract the next wave of sickos to my site by including a whole number of unsavoury porno related words in the heading.

Lets see who can attract the most perverts to their site now huh? Game on. OMG, does the fact i strung these words together make me a sicko??

Porno or Art?

Why is it that if you display a picture like that above in black and white it is considered art and not porno? If she was holding a dildo in the photo above would it be porno?

Hmmmmm, can of worms opened.........

Lady Fingers

Lets face it, there are a lot of girls that are shy about eating in front of people right? I really dont mind, being a guy its really not an issue. However, as a bloke (back me up here guys) you cant tell me that there isnt something a little amusing about watching a girl chow down on a banana right?

Girls, obviously you can pick up on this vibe and I am sure that you are sensitive to this well known fact. You have learnt to be more discrete with your banana devouring activities. To do you all a favour, let me run through the most commonly employed techniques:

• The sliding of lips over end of peeled banana and subtle biting. Girls this just makes you look gentle and fuels our need to observe.
• The bared teeth bite down. Ouch, do you notice guys cringing but strangely interested?
• The cover your mouth as you bite technique. This IS NOT going to stop us looking.
• The banana split. Hmm in the bowl cut in half and eaten with knife and fork. This may be the only true way to eat a banana in a non-erotic manner.
• The run your tongue up the banana technique. Hmmm this is a relatively new technique, rarely seen in public and often on the top shelf of the DVD store or Fingers' old computer.

So girls, play it safe. If it aint split and in a bowl with creme, eat it in private.

Pina Colada Thanks Mate

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the dude you've looked for, write to me, and escape.

Well in case you cant read sky writing, my birthday is coming up. Nothing screams birthday to me more than indulging in COCKTAILS! So today I have a bit of a quiz for you, see if you can name my favourite three cocktails below:

Hint: A REAL leg opener!

C'mon summer and umbrellas!

It aint a 'mary!

Thirsty Thursday Confession

Speaka da english??

I have a confession to make, I have been keeping a naughty little tradition every thursday night for as long as I can remember. Its known as THURSTY THURSDAY, an event to be celebrated and feared alike.........

Its a pretty basic ritual actually, and doesnt involve any over complex or kinky ceremony. Basically when it comes to thursday I have had a gutful and decide to get a skinful with just about anything I can cram in my mouth. Lets just say that Friday mushroom (oops i nearly put my real name in there) doesnt agree with some of the decisions made by thursday mushroom. And lets face it, as a stakeholder he really should have a say in the matter.

So thursday mushroom would like to propose a toast. To the readers and to friday mushroom, may the excesses of THURSTY THURSDAY be well and truly worth the sentence imposed on friday mushroom. Even if he is not guilty.